Internet is Obsessed With Bizarre Hillary Clinton ‘PizzaGate’ Conspiracy Theory

The fallout from Wikileaks dump of Hillary Clinton campaign chair John Podesta’s emails hasn’t ended yet.

According to a dedicated group of Internet sleuths with a lot of time on their hands and a predilection for conspiracy theories that go straight to the top, Hillary Clinton and her top aides, Podesta included, are “implicated” in a child sex trafficking ring that involves the DC elite, an occultist, and Comet Ping Pong, a DC pizza parlor.

At its core, “PizzaGate” theorists allege that Clinton and Podesta are involved with a pedophile ring that operates out of the aforementioned DC pie joint. According to boards on 4Chan and Reddit, the theory simply expands from there, ensnaring thousands of high-profile politicos, entertainers and, of course, contemporary artists, in a pizza-driven orgy of Democratic politics, Satanic sacrifice, murder, dismemberment and child sex.

The pizza rumors have their origin in a few, select Podesta emails, posted by Wikileaks, that reveal the senior strategist’s penchant for Italian food. Podesta often mentions going out to get pizza, asks friends to pizza dinners, and even, allegedly, has a “pizza handkerchief” that has a DC “map of pizza” embroidered on it.

Since it’s clearly impossible to simply enjoy pizza, Reddit and 4Chan immediately delved into an in-depth investigation into what “pizza” could be a code word for, and naturally, the evidence led the Internet sleuths to uncover a multi-city pedophile ring.

The ring, according to the conspiracy theorists, is headquartered—and, apparently, meets (though rarely)—in the dining room of Comet Ping Pong, a real pizza joint in Chevy Chase, Maryland. Its global network is orchestrated through Comet’s real and now-bedraggled manager, James Alefantis.

Podesta once attended a fundraiser at Comet Ping Pong, which Twitter sleuths claim has annex chambers and hidden doors to help facilitate secret meetings.

According to the Internet vigilantes, Comet Ping Pong features Illuminati-connected symbols on its menu and Alefantis, who collects contemporary art and is the former partner of Clinton friend (and Clinton SuperPAC head) David Brock, is an underground sex ring mastermind. He also has a somewhat bizarre Instagram account, which means, to 4Chan, that he must be trafficking in children (and, it seems, small farm animals).

Further descent into Reddit’s web of PizzaGate exposes even yields a connection to murders in Haiti, which they’ve further connected to the Clinton Foundation.

Unless you have proof/evidence how do you know crimes have been committed?
I know because I have a friend in federal law enforcement.
So what action has your friend taken? Has he filed in court against her? Where is the indictment?

Once again, without action isn't it just supposition on his, and your, part?

As for me? I think she's guilty as hell of numerous crimes. My evidence...

Additionally, the Archivist of the United States has stated that the system used to create the record should not affect an agency’s determination as to whether information qualifies as a record. For example, when federal employees use personal e-mail to conduct official business, the communication is considered a federal record. 11

11 U.S. Congress, House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, Presidential Records in the New Millennium: Updating the Presidential Records Act and Othe r Federal Recordkeeping Statutes to Improve Electronic Records Preservation, 112th Cong., 1st sess., May 3, 2011, pp. 35-37, at https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CHRG-112hhrg70518/pdf/CHRG-112hhrg70518.pdf.

I'm not in federal law enforcement like your friend so I'm pretty much going with my own suppositions and understanding of the law. (starting with, for one...44 U.S. Code Chapter 31 - RECORDS MANAGEMENT BY FEDERAL AGENCIES)
Note 44 U.S. Code § 3106 - Unlawful removal, destruction of records
Note...timeline. Pub. L. 113–187, § 4, Nov. 26, 2014, 128 Stat. 2009.)

BEFORE 2014...you have to go back to 1984. 44 USC Ch. 31: RECORDS MANAGEMENT BY FEDERAL AGENCIES

2014 — Pub. L. 113–187 amended section generally. Prior to amendment, text read as follows:
"The head of each Federal agency shall notify the Archivist of any actual, impending, or threatened unlawful removal, defacing, alteration, or destruction of records in the custody of the agency of which he is the head that shall come to his attention, and with the assistance of the Archivist shall initiate action through the Attorney General for the recovery of records he knows or has reason to believe have been unlawfully removed from his agency, or from another Federal agency whose records have been transferred to his legal custody. In any case in which the head of the agency does not initiate an action for such recovery or other redress within a reasonable period of time after being notified of any such unlawful action, the Archivist shall request the Attorney General to initiate such an action, and shall notify the Congress when such a request has been made."

There was a whole damn bunch of impending going on from the get go.
Guilty as hell in my book, and I haven't even gotten to 18 USC.

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