The only reasons to have turkey are gravy, stuffing and cranberry sauce.
Last year I cooked a chicken. Still had gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, AND meat that I liked.
A new tradition was born.
If the family complains, they can cook. If they don’t cook, hush up and eat. It’s tradition.
I’m going low-carb this year with the help of Don Tyler of Tyler Chicken. Instead of bread dressing, chicken dressing. Instead of mashed potatoes, mashed chicken. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken!