Advisor to Trump: "Sir, Mr. Romney is here per your request"
Trump to Romney: "Thanks for stopping by. I just wanted to tell you to your face... you're an idiot. Have a nice day"
BREAKING NEWS: A source close to the president-elect with direct knowledge of his thinking has reported that president-elect Trump has just signed his first Executive Order, effective date 21 January 2017. The EO is lengthy and has been in the works for several months. Essentially, President Trump has drafted Barack H. Obama into the US Military. Obama will serve in a security and peace keeping assignment (known as the Gay Blades) in the Republic of Kenya.