* Threw an hours-long temper tantrum.
* Wouldn’t make her concession speech when it was called for.
* Says she “never wanted to leave the house again.”
* Says “all I wanted to do was to curl up with a good book.”
Yep. Real strong leader material there. Maybe a good blankey would help gramma.
“Hillary! Can you be our president?”
“Sure, Allie! Oh, my.”
“What’s wrong, Hillary?”
“Oh, sorry. You might want to come help Hillary. It’s my electoral votes. They aren’t as high as I thought they’d be!”
. . .
“Hillary, slow down! I can’t keep up!”
“Maybe you could use some vodka too, Allie! Catch me if you can, kiddo!”
Don’t forget also some coloring books and Play Doh LOL
Hillary clearly needs her ‘safe space’ and some play dough.