Scientists say universe to collapse in a billion years.
“Oh, my god. Oh, my god!”
“What are you so excited for? A billion years is a long time.”
“A billion? Oh, whew. I thought they said a million.”
A billion years? Good thing it isn’t a billion seconds.
That would only be 32 years.
A trillion seconds would be 32,000 years.
I think that the Universe is expanding now. The Stars seem to be getting dimmer to these old eyes.