[nopardons]

I heartily suggest that Seppuku as a way out, for ALL at the EPA and the sooner the better!

OTOH, I'd REALLY like to see Sarah Palin head that department....for a bit, before it's closed down forever. ;^)

[Olog-hai]

Someone on the comments section suggested that they take courses in wall construction, and then they might get jobs at the southern border.

[Thumper1960]

Wouldn’t apply to this situation. Seppuku would demand that the person have a sense of honor and dignity. EPA “employees” have neither.