Posted on 11/14/2016 5:28:57 PM PST by grundle
Amy Schumer‘s new movie Trainwreck draws heavily from her own life, but there’s one embarrassing incident that didn’t make it to the big screen: her arrest for grand larceny shoplifting!
Schumer has previously admitted that she had sticky fingers well into her adult years. “It was just all from, like, department stores,” she told Rolling Stone last year. “I guess the impressive part was that I would return it for cash, and the most that I’d ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.”
When she was 21, however, her bad habit caught up to her, and she and sister Kim Schumer — who is now a writer on her show — were arrested during one foiled heist.
“We were arrested for grand larceny,” the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.
She said, “[The cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.”
The case is so old that no publicly available records remain in New York, but Schumer, now 34, has said the incident almost torpedoed her chance at fame.
“I really thought that sh*t was off the record, until I was on Last Comic [Standing, in 2007] and they asked me if I had any arrests,” she told Laughspin in 2011, “and I was like, ‘Eh, not really.’ They have real lawyers … and they knew everything I’d stolen.”
the end of outrage...
I never knew she was related to Chuckie Schumer. Now I have another reason to not listen to this evil fat pig.
Gee, it’s OK when uncle Chuckie does it. I thought....
Thank you kindly!
I post this same question and rarely get an answer, but why do these feminist type women that are fat and ugly always insist on shoving naked or near naked pictres of themselves tha literally scream “look at me look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
That... want... now. (Please ?)
Literally has the ugliest looking mouth I’ve ever seen on a female with rat teeth to boot.
A shoplifting arrest wrecked actress Wynona Ryder's career.
For a minute I thought that was Chris Farley
Dang man!! Where the hell was the warning on that pic you posted? Not cool!
File that pic under “Women of Wal-Mart”
ooks like she’s at LAX airport. Not too hard to believe she is likely the ugliest chick within a 2 miles radius of that place.
Looks corn fed.
My eyes!
Like this twinkie is probably, like, a disgusting, dope smoking blimp, like, another poster animal for the Criminal party, like, she is totally screwed, like once her name is a forgotten embarrassment dumped in, like the garbage heap of history. Like.
Face??!!??
That there is is 300 solid pounds of ugly!
I’m sick and tired of famous people being above the law!!!
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