[gaijin]

Maybe he just LIKES pizza..! Luscious and delectable...piled HIGH with cheese...! Giggling, with wet hair, just out of the pizza pool..! That cheese, asking me for My L'il Pony..!

Oh God, what wonderful innocent CHEESE..! Melts in your mouth, so forbidden, yet impossible to resist..!! Cheese playing ping-pong..! Cheesey cheese..!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Enough. I want to vomit and hit something.