‘ring ring’...
Hey referemech - I just want to tell you, I won’t be coming to your house for dinner tonight.
“uhh, I never invited you.”
Well if you do I won’t accept. So just don’t, OK??
“mmm, OK.”
Well, if you really want me to, I’ll fit you in.
“no, that’s OK”
What time? 7ish good for you??
“sorry, probably not a good idea”
WHAT? Fine! Invite me then cancel you racist inbreed!!
*TONIGHT on CNN, Refermech invites NBA star “No More Harkin” to dinner then cancels after he learns he’s black!
Tis but a scratch!!