"Come on, gaijin!! You're the gross one..! Everyone has hankerchiefs featuring pizza-related MAPS..! It's not a CODE..! You've watched too many X-files, you're such a KOOK..!! Get a LIFE..!"
a handkerchief.
With a map.
The map on the hankerchief is pizza related.
UH-HUH..!!!
this e- mail only makes sense if you are speaking in code.