Who the heck gets boozed up at 4:30 on a Saturday afternoon?
Never mind. I was to go on a 2nd date to a movie with a former model this year (curiously also in August), and she was passed out drunk on a Saturday afternoon at her place.
I’ve only ever gotten drunk ONCE on a Saturday afternoon, and that was in my 20’s, and it was the day after I found out the woman I was dating was married.
I take it that you aren’t familiar with college football...