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To: Borges

Warlocks usually do.


148 posted on 10/24/2016 6:53:30 PM PDT by redleghunter (Truly my soul waiteth upon God: from him cometh my salvation. He only is my rock and my salvation)
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To: redleghunter

Did you ever hear this one.

Man loses everything. His wife, his family, his home, his money. Everything.

He is despondent and goes to commit suicide by jumping off the bridge.

An ugly old crone stops him and says, “Sonny, why are you doing this”?

He tells her his series of woes and she says, “that’s no problem. I’m a witch and I can get it all back for you. All you need to do is spend the night with me”.

She was old and ugly and he was repulsed, but he agreed and did it to get his old life back.

The next morning as he was leaving he asked, “so everything’s all right now? My wife will come back to me, I’ll get my house back etc...”

The lady looks at him and answers, “aren’t you a bit old to still believe in witches?”


176 posted on 10/24/2016 8:55:23 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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