Russia actually has a doomsday bomb whether it is still operational or not is unknown.
Ambassador de Sadesky: No, sir! It is not a thing a sane man would do. The doomsday machine is designed to to trigger itself automatically
President Merkin Muffley: But surely you can disarm it somehow
Ambassador de Sadesky: No, it is designed to explode if any attempt is ever made to untrigger it
General “Buck” Turgidson: It’s an obvious Commie trick, Mr. President. We are wasting valuable time! Look at the big board, they’re getting ready to clobber us!
If we can make it to the fallout shelters with our precious bodily fluid, according to the Beach Boys there should be two girls for every boy.