[Dr. Sivana]

In Wisconsin, you are asked if you would like pancakes with your omelet.

I've lived and worked in Wisconsin, and never witnessed that. Then again, I don't tend to order omelettes. When I've ordered pancakes, I'm never asked if I want an omelettes with it.

Now that I am in Georgia, I am frustrated that I have to BEG to get butter provided with my bread, hot vegetables aor potatoes.

[W.]

Good luck getting REAL butter anywhere but a grocery. Every restaurant just offers margarine, or as I call it, axle grease. Butter has two ingredients—milk, salt, as it says on the carton. Margarine has a paragraph of unspeakable words naming the concoctants. Ew...pass. I’m considering putting a small container of butter in my bugout bag that goes everywhere with me when I’m going out for chow. Guess it’s having it your way, as the old BK commercial went.