[CrazyIvan]

What if a conservative had done this?
people/i-wont-apologise-for-irwin-costume/2006/11

[Zeppo]

Best scary costume award would go to anyone who dresses up as a UMass Amherst diploma...

That there are people this stupid in positions of authority at a university would make me turn as pale as a ghost*.

* According to that flow chart, ‘pale as a ghost’ is good to go, at least for me. Oh, wait a minute - is a ghost considered to be a ‘person’? Do ghosts have a ‘race’? Does it matter whether it’s a ‘friendly’ ghost or not?

But I am still confused - leftist idiots continually tell us that ‘race’ is not real, rather that it’s only a ‘social construct’. So WTF are the idiots in the UMass Amherst’s official diversity office talking about ‘race’ if it doesn’t actually exist? Do they actually pay people to be that stupid? Oh, it’s a government school - of course they do, my bad...

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

So, I can’t go UMass Amherst in black face, pretend I’m Bill Cosby, and drag a blow up doll behind me?

I visited the campus as a “yout” in the 1970’s and it was moonbat central back then, too.

[Reverend Wright]

Bizarrely, Prince Harry's "Afrika Korp" costume would appear to pass muster.

[golas1964]

What race would Frankenstein’s creature be?

[Unam Sanctam]

Never liked Halloween or dressing up in costumes much (except for the candy). This ridiculousness just gives me more of an excuse to ignore it.

[bgill]

I'm dressing up as UMass Amherst’s president. Buck teeth, bushy eyebrows and a "I'm a snowflake" t-shirt.

[pgyanke]

Hey, UMass!

[Kadric]

Scare the crap out of them. Go as a job application.

[Newton]

all this stupid nonsense on college campuses.... This is how I feel

[rlmorel]

Remember in "Gone With The Wind" when Rhett says to Scarlett:

"Although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

Well, we know what is wrong with liberals, and they should be ridiculed, often, by someone who knows how. It will end up being good for them.

Here is my contribution:

[WhatNot]

Want to put a real scare into them? Go as a Pastor, all dressed up for Sunday morning service, Bible in hand and all,

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[ETL]

This one will no doubt offend commie left radicals and their assorted 'useful idiots'.

[ConservaTeen]

I think I’ll go in costume as a football player, basketball player or a hockey player - but knowing how the sports teams are playing (badly) I might be offensive with those costumes.

[lee martell]

There are probably many students brainwashed enough to actually use this measuring tool. This may have been meant as a joke, and is a joke anyway.