Melania has everything that makes me jealous about beautiful women with foreign accents coming to America and stealing our men . . . except that I like her.
She’s really interesting and a straight talker. She can have her American man, I’m just fine with that, and she can be our First Lady, too!
I can’t wait.
I just don’t want to ever be photographed standing next to her! It would be too depressing...although I bet I’d like her a lot.