The Obama vs. Hillary primaries were the classic cheater vs cheater poker.
Obama was better at cheating in caucuses and Hillary was better at cheating in primaries.
Remember—the most important part about cheating is to lie about it while you do it!
“and—don’t forget—when you are caught—accuse whoever catches you of being a right-wing fascist conspiracy nut.
That’ it!
End of lesson—now my Flying Monkeys lets go win one for the Witch”
Robbie—Hillary for America