Sounds like a bucket list! LOL!
...toothless redneck, drunken, wife beatin’, gun totin’, camo wearin’, Duck Dynasty watchin’, bible totin’, pick em up truck drivin’, junk car in the yard lovin’, greasy driveway, broken windows, Trump supportin’ idiots.
= = =
I have my teeth, no broken windows.
On the other hand, I beat my wife up most mornings, and resemble the rest of his remarks (except the idiot part).