Posted on 10/13/2016 9:43:31 AM PDT by nhwingut
Exactly!
Call 1-800-ESADIAF. Toll free.
Please contact me ASAP so that I can confirm this story. I'm thinking I'm due some money some how.
I bet he has removed the tags from his mattresses.
This is really easy to do. Join in!
He raped me! Oh wait, that was Bill Clinton. Never mind.
Like “letters to Penthouse”?
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Have you interacted with Donald Trump? What was your experience? *
Yeah , one time I was minding my own business when suddenly I felt a hand groping my derriere. Then he put his hand up my skirt and covered my mouth so I couldn’t scream. And.then...oh, wait. I thought this question was about Bill Clinton. Never mind.
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I just entered my TRUMP story! I made it exciting about the
DREAM I had last night about being back in the War of
Northern Aggression & how I was a (disguised) Rebel soldier
and TRUMP was almost ready to shoot me with a miniball when
I suddenly woke up in a cold sweat.
I REALLY did have that dream last night. I think it was
caused by eating barbecued ribs too late at night. %O/
I did make up the part about TRUMP being in the dream.
Oh. My. God. This is a job for TEAM DEPLORABLE!
All of you who have those old copies of “Penthouse Forum” from adolescence now have unlimited creative license to let your imaginations run wild.
“I wouldn’t believe it if it hadn’t happened to me....”
I have a question for you: there is an ad with a woman saying her dad was hired as a contractor for the Taj Mahal, but did not get paid. Don’t know if she is a fake person or what? Union stooge? Is there a history with that sort of thing from Mr. Trump?
I think he has a heart of gold under that gruff exterior, but I wish someone would counter the ads...like yesterday. I don’t watch TV except when forced to while waiting for appointments so it was new to me.
I once sat rode in the elevator in Trump Tower next to ***Donald J. Trump. ***
We were alone, two complete strangers when the elevator malfunctioned on the 25th floor. I will always remember what a great coincidence this was since it happened to be my 25th birthday. There we were in NYC in Trump Tower.
He was a strikingly handsome man. He was very well groomed and had an undeniable air of confidence. I was hoping that he would want to know me on a more personal level. I sighed dreamingly. He smiled and said, “Don’t worry, I own this building and an a maintenance crew has already been summoned.” I thanked Donald and blew a kiss to him in appreciation. We both laughed and the elevator began to move instantly, just like magic.
Then, the worst possible thing happened. All of the sudden, the elevator door opened. In walked a shrill brash blond with an obnoxious twang that I’ll never forget. She was dressed in an frumpy plaid skirt wearing a matching headband. As we rode down to the lobby she dropped an armful of papers. Mr. Trump politely said, “here, let me help you with those.” However, Instead of being grateful, the arrogant woman refused his help and proceeded to scoop the papers up by herself. All the while, I noticed she was peering up my dress!! As the elevator came to a bumpy stop, I adjusted my feet and my foot slipped. The pointy toe of my shoe coincidently met with her upper lip.
When I noticed that she had a swollen lip and it was actually bleeding, I told her, “Hey, you better put some ice on it.”
I worked as an engineering consultant for a telecommunications company that was installing anteenas on one of his building. In a word: “Grateful”.
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