“As I recall it was sometime in 1971 I was groped by Hillary Rodham. Now, where do I go to get my 1 minute of media attention?”
If you’re a man that really is newsworthy.
Now that I think of it, I was groped by her too!
It was horrible
It was not like an octopus, more like an eel or something else really slimy and disgusting!
Actually, my wife would be more believable if she were to make that accusation...