Moderator: Secretary Clinton, how do you feel your many, many years of dedicated government service have prepared you to serve as president of this deeply grateful nation? Followup question, do you feel, as many of us do, that in this instance, an actual election is simply a needless formality?
Clinton: Well as I’ve said repeatedly, when I singlehandedly liberated Libya from-
[camera flash goes off in audience; Trump operative seen making hasty exit from venue]
Clinton: I was able to . . . you know . . . Benghazi was . . . when the . . . Gadaffi’s check didn’t clear . . . SALAD SPOON!!!
[eyes roll back, postural tone disappears, drops to floor like 200-pound bag of potatoes, epic grand mal seizure commences]