Did you buy his book. He really wants you to buy his book.
Half of what he writes is tongue in cheek. Half is deadly serious. Better try to figure out which. This is not a slam on any candidate, except the dope smoking Johnson whom he alleges, now, to endorse. This is a slam on Americans for not figuring out what matters to them.
He is pointing out that we are picking our candidates by which one has got our panties in a wad most, which is both of them, if you listen to what you are supposed to believe.
So he is saying he is endorsing the dope smoker.
Or you could use your own brain and figure it out.
Also, Scott’s showing all the many Dems accusing Trump of “sexual assault” of their hypocrisy by reminding them that they get a “duo of abusers” by supporting the Clintons. Saying that putting the Clintons back in the White House would insult “women and every survivor of abuse” was certainly his hardest hitting line in the piece. He is trying to wake up the more braindead Dems to see how their arguments against Trump would disqualify the Clintons even more.
The funniest bit was certainly the stuff on Johnson: “To be fair, Gary Johnson is a pot head who didn’t know what Allepo was. I call that relatable.” I love his dry sarcastic wit. I’m just afraid too many of his Trump supporters won’t get it. He essentially acknowledges at the end that he went extra subtle this time.