Are you sure you want to win? If momma ain’t happy ain’t nobody gonna be happy.
True that. Just smile and say “You’re probably tight, sweetheart.”
Women are as eager to see a woman POTUS as blacks were for Obama. Arguing against that emotion? Can’t possibly win or end up in a positive place.
Then tell her you’ll get ready to sell all your guns and put a ‘Gun Free Home’ sign on the house, cuz Hill’s gonna win and she doesn’t like guns. And that you’ll pick up some dresses for your son to try on, just in case he’s leaning that way. Then...