If Trump loses I will be voting for anyone who promises to put the entire political class on the gallows.
Well, read this and this and tell me how well I fit your requirements.
Fish 2020
BETTER FOR YOU THAN A DUMBO OR AN ASS! *
* -- Ok, I'm still working on the slogan; still, I think it's better than High in Omega-3s!
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** -- Sometimes we need to remember to laugh at ourselves a bit.