I was really looking forward to getting away from the homos in the afterlife.
That’s only in Catholic heaven, right?
A man met St Peter at the Pearly Gates and St Peter said “Enter”.Let me show you around,he saw everything was beautiful but heard a great noise behind a wall.He said St Peter what is that?St Peter said “Oh that’s just the Catholics.We put them inside the wall because they think they are the only one’s here”.Told to me by a Jewish Lady who was dying.:)
I know!
First, I’m really not comfortable knowing that there’s no beer in Heaven. That’s why we have to drink here.
Now the Pope says Heaven is lousy with off-white-clad sodomites drinking sloe gin fizz and Mimosas.
Sh*t, I can get that in Miami Beach.