Actually, she is a “student” in the school of “education”, which accounts perfectly for her imbecility. Education is where everyone winds up who has failed out of every other major, including women’s studies and journalism! The “stupid” is almost infinitely powerful there....;)
"If you can't DO, teach."
(And if you can't teach, teach teachers!)
It wasn't like this before the schools became a gigantic government jobs program, though.