That is so "on target".Richard Pryor,in one of his concerts,got onto the subject of marital infidelity.He put forth a scenario where a woman catches her husband in bed with another woman.Pryor then says something like "even in that situation you deny,deny,deny.You say to your wife 'who are you gonna believe,me or your lyin' eyes?'".
That's exactly who the Former Twelfth Lady is...one who would pee down your back and tell you it was raining.
She isn’t tall enough to empty her foley bag on my back.
She would be only capable of peeing on my foot and calling it rain.