The poor things are standing in a puddle of their own urine, quivering in fear and rage because of the things they've seen and heard...
...in such a devasting state how can they be expected to choose between five, that's right FIVE help lines.
Add to add insult to injury, they couldn't be bothered with the wet floor warning.
Wowza, those people have way too much time on their hands.
My gosh, university students are babies. A safe haven because of the debate might be hurtful to these babies..