Trump Threatens To Seat Gennifer Flowers In Front Row Of First Debate

Talking Points Memo ^

[ameribbean expat]

After Hillary Clinton's campaign seated notorious Donald Trump troll Mark Cuban in the front row of the first presidential debate, Trump fired back by threatening to seat Gennifer Flowers next to him.

"If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Jennifer (sic) Flowers right alongside of him!" the GOP nominee tweeted Saturday.

If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Jennifer Flowers right alongside of him!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 24, 2016

On Friday, Cuban announced that he had front row seats to the debate and made it clear that he was rooting for Clinton. Cuban declared that he was ready to see a "humbling at Hofstra" University, where the debate will be held.

[Mean Daddy]

I don’t think the arena is big enough to house that many bimbos!!

[tumblindice]

"I could buy and sell Mark Cubeboy."

[Liz]

Bringing Gennifer Flowers to the debate seems to me to
have emerged from the fertile mind of Kellyanne Conway.

[kimoajax]

Rather see Monica eating a big banana when Hillary speaks.

[Regulator]

Along with Monica Lewinsky, Juanita Broderick, Virginia Roberts, Ms.Arkansas 1980-something, and an army of stocking wearing round heels still as yet unidentified.

[browniexyz]

Right next to the Benghazi parents, and Monica Lewinsky, etc etc etc

[LouieFisk]

If you want to seat a woman associated with BillyJeff in the front row who would really rattle her, it would be Juanita Broaddrick. Gennifer was an “affair”, Broderick was raped.

[Liz]

I hear Bill is bringing a date to the debate.

Trying to decide as we type.

[Venkman]

Is Putin busy Monday?

[Hotlanta Mike]

Juanita Broderick...

[KC Burke]

The problem is that guests also reflect on the candidate that invited them on any manner they act out. You have to be sure your guy or gal can be stoic.

[Tench_Coxe]

Put this guy's picture in the front row:

[PeteePie]

Allow me to deploy the aptly quoted meme; “Best election ever!”

[Dick Bachert]

It would be worth 50K to the Trump campaign to pay Monica to be right up front. In a BLUE dress spattered in dried ELMER’S GLUE!

[The Antiyuppie]

I love it.

[RoseofTexas]

Plezzzzzzzzzzzz do it!!!!!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Let Tonto and Oz sit next to Sean Smith’s mother and watch Mark Cuban try to disappear into his seat.

[V K Lee]

Kellyanne Conway.

There’s a woman who knows the art of fighting in its many forms. She has done wonders with DJT campaign. Rove must be looking over his shoulder, running amuck with his little white board.

[The Antiyuppie]

Even better.

[JPJones]

Lol, That’s real sick.