Mine either!
Its Still mangled all to hell and back.
Usually I try to help them out but sometimes I take a perverse delight in watching them struggle for a few moments.
But to honor your pain, I will clutch my pearls for you....
LOL
Actually, it is a good way to screen callers. If telemarketer calls the house, and says “is Mr or Mrs. Mangled-last-name available”, my wife and I answer, “I’m sorry, but nobody with that name lives here.”
On a similar note, I’ve recently discovered how the family name was actually spelled in Poland. If we still spelled it that way, no one would pronounce it correctly.