Merkel: Zis iss mein final solution. Chermany, shtup like you haff neffer shtupped before. Throw avay zos trochans and ride ‘em kowboy! Don’t tell me zat you are not in luff, zat you are not in ze mood, zat you haff a loch in kop. You vill haff a gut time und enchoy it vedder you like it or not! Iss dot clear! Just leaf ze bun in ze offen und let it cook nine monts, and you vill haff ze ansver to ze population proplem. Oh, and build a vall like herr Trump sez.
I vill lead ze vay by resigning from publik life to become ze public facility. I am mein mans bottom bitch. You vant shtup mit mir, giff him ze gelt. Danke Scheun.