LOL. Johnson and Johnson's reaction to the tainted Tylenol incident is a casebook example of how a company should handle a crisis.
The manufactured outrage over the skittles analogy is hilarious. And the statistical analysis, one in 3.9 billion chance thing, is absurd. No thinking person buys either line, but there are the comedians, delivering the lines with straight faces. My hat is off to them, I would not be able to deliver those lines without laughing.
It is not like he suggested they should wash them down with draank.