Aside: I want to build a cruising boat.
Granted, it would never be a super yacht ... but I still want silver service.
Spork themed silver service.
Dinner sporks, salad sporks, shrimp sporks, soup sporks, serving sporks, dinner knorks (knife / fork combos), butter knorks, carving knorks and so forth.
Hmm...put out to sea with silver sporkware on board, and you’ll be polishing a lot of tarnished sporks.