Speculating on where he was born, huh? I think the media have this backward. It’s not my job to speculate on where he was born, it’s HIS job to PROVE to ME that he was born in Hawaii. So far, he has failed to do so.
Were you aware of the fact that you did not have to be born in a Hawaii hospital to get a birth certificate? You could birth your baby at home or out in the bushes (just like women of Hawaii were doing for 100 years before Whitey and his hospital came along). Then you go in, sign an affidavit that he was born in your house, and bingo, birth certificate (and you really think that Grandma Obama didn’t know this?).Oh and by the way, this is the same Grandma who got him his social security number (the one that was issued in Connecticut). Do your homework on that, and then get back to me about how Grandma would NEVER issue a phony affidavit of his birth in order to get him U.S. citizenship. Conspiracy? No, just a nimble grandmother who knew the system and was looking out for her grandson.
The department of health will then issue a standard statement to the local newspapers that you were born. Have you read the notice in the Hawaii newspaper? I have. Funny thing is, it didn’t say anything about him being born in a hospital. Even funnier, the hospitals don’t have any record of him. Even funnier than that, there are some people out there who think that the newspaper announcement means jack shit (’cause it DOESN’T!).
So far we have seen a ‘certification of live birth’. This is nothing but a computer generated abstract. But an abstract of WHAT? WHAT are the underlying documents? Then we saw the phony-baloney birth certificate that they put together with Adobe, but that has already been discredited by every document examiner who has looked at it. And again, what are the underlying documents? What! Let’s not forget that Obama has still not release his records from Hawaii. They can SAY he was born in Hawaii all day long, but again, this is based on what? An affidavit? From who? Signed by who? Why can’t we see it? And again, why is there no record of his birth in the local hospitals?
In closing, let me reiterate the key points: 1)I don’t have to prove anything to them, they need to prove things to me. 2)Trying to get tricky and turn the argument around so that I have to prove some alternative theory to them? In their dreams (see item #1). 3)Setting up the straw man argument that the newspaper notice was part of some conspiracy reaching 40 years into the future, and this could not be, therefor Obama must have been born in Hawaii? Well, I believe we covered that too. The fact that anyone would even point to that useless newspaper notice and try use it to try to muddy the water, that’s what ‘just stretches beyond all credulity’.
When they get ahold of the original, underlying documents that Obama has withheld, they can get back to me. Or when they can even come up with a valid reason for him to withhold them, get back to me.
Loretta Fuddy was unavailable for comment.