[Reverend Wright]

So let her telecast her debate from her bed, surrounded by caring medical staff, and expert aides to remind her what to say.

[Peter ODonnell]

Headlines are ready ...

CLINTON FALLS VICTIM TO GLOBAL WARMING

TRUMP-PUTIN SECRET WEAPON UNLEASHED ON HILLARY

CLINTON AT 8% IN POLLS — AND LIBATIONS

SNOWDEN BELIEVED RESPONSIBLE FOR FAINTING SPELLS

BIDEN AND SANDERS ARM-WRESTLE FOR REPLACEMENT NOD

AT LEAST SHE CAN’T E-MAIL SAYS ANONYMOUS FBI SOURCE

TRUMP COLOGNE SUSPECTED IN FAINTING EPISODES

WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS FALLEN AT MY FEET CLAIMS TRUMP

IRON LADY MEET IRON LUNG

[right way right]

They could each debate from a hospital bed, Hillary laying under blankets with her hanging pee bag and IV’s.
Trump jumping up and down on his bed rapping on a microphone.
“Can we get a doctor here? A doctor? We need a doctor here.” “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”.
“And her health is not even the greatest issue against her, being sick is one thing, incompetent is another.”
Headline next day, "Big meany Trump taunts poor sick Hillary”