Old Babe Ruth story. Back in the day, the reporters traveled with the teams on the train to the next city on the schedule. Two reporters sitting and comparing notes one night and the cabin door suddenly burst open and a pretty you lady came in laughing and screaming, wearing nothing but her underwear. She ran down the aisle past them followed by the Babe dressed down to his underwear, cigar in mouth and wine bottle in hand.
The two reporters looked at each other and one spoke up and said, “Good thing we didn’t see THAT otherwise we’d have to report it.”
Exactly