‘Allo, I’m-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special-a for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade, Mama used to say:
don’t fap out on the street, or in a public pool, Giuseppe going to go blind.
Boy, it make-a me sick, keepin’ it in my pants, I can’t-a get-a no kicks,
can’t never slick it up in a park or while at school.
Boy, it make-a me sick, when police hit-a me with a stick.
Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time.
What’s-a matter you? Hey! Put it back in your pants.
What-a you t’ink you do? Why you whack-a your shame?
It’s-a not so bad, if you save it up for your wife.
Ah, stop it with all-a the fap!
How long b4 they r doing it in front of little girls, nuns etc?