Most guys would just use their dog, and make small talk at the dog park.
Not Mr. Humma. Or should I say, Ex-Mr. Humma?
"My dog was using me to get other dogs." - Rodney Dangerfield
Sex twice a month? Who with?
A long time ago I had a St Bernard that
was very effective attracting girls for me.
I never thought of using my kid for a prop.
That Weiner I hope is in big trouble..again.
First thing i thought...I used my dog as a conversation starter.
Weiner is a pig. And I apologize to all self respecting pigs.
Sick. Actually at this point it is just a separation. I have not heard divorce mentioned though it might’ve been.