Just wondering here - so, how many times do you have to be convicted of gun offenses in Chicago in order to get into serious trouble. Sounds like a catch and release program.
Bubba caught a mess of undersize fish and kept them.
The game warden walks up, looks at the fish on the stringer and says, “What do you think you’re doing?
Bubba thinks fast and says, “These are my pet fish from a little pond in my back yard. I like to let them stretch their fins, then I whistle them in.”
The warden shakes his head.
“Let me c.f.show you,” and Bubba lets them off the stringer one-by-one.”
After a couple minutes went by, “OK, that’s long enough.” says the lawman. “Whistle them fish in.”
“What fish?” says Bubba.