Sorry that the beast's road-map/shower-curtain dress soiled a great memory of yours. But your road-map/shower-curtains were certainly put to a better use than covering up such a disgusting creature.
“Looks like she’s wearing a road-map/shower-curtain.”
When our kids were teen agers and sub teens, we ate outside several months a year.
I or they would charcoal the main course and some sides. My wife would prepare a salad and other sides.
We had a 8’ long outside redwood picnic table. I bought heavy duty shower curtains that looked like the shower curtain outfit worn by the Criminal.
I used heavy duty staples to secure the shower curtains on the table and benches.
We ate at the table often with many of their friends or team mates. We used paper plates and plastic forks/spoons/knives.
After dinner the paper plates and plastic ware went into a trash bag. I or the kids would wash off the table. Our dog finished off what was edible for her.
We never worried about spilled milk, koolaid, sun tea or food on the table.
The shower curtains we used decades ago looked like what the Criminal is wearing in this picture.
Sorry that the beast's road-map/shower-curtain dress soiled a great memory of yours. But your road-map/shower-curtains were certainly put to a better use than covering up such a disgusting creature.