[Milton Miteybad]

He's a white guy. One with enough body art to cover 3.67 other people as well, but still your basic (albeit ill-informed) white guy. His career zenith was as a senior at Nevada...it's been all downhill for the poor bastard ever since.

He even showed some promise as a rookie in SF, but since then he's just sucked worse than a Hoover the size of Saturn. Probably all that ink slowing him down.

[Mr. Jeeves]

He almost single-handedly got the team back into a game they never should have fallen so far behind in and nearly won a Super Bowl, then got the 49ers within inches in the NFC Championship the next year. The talent is there. Since then, though, it has all come apart.