Honest Barry Obama’s going out of business sovereignty fire sale. Everything must go. Low low prices for selling out America. Payments can be made by any foreign entity through the Clinton Foundation. Don’t miss out. New management is coming in January and you won’t see deals like this again.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?