[Buckeye McFrog]

And dump K-Mart entirely. There’s a brand that deserves to die.

My last trip through a K-Mart store was sad. I mean, literally sad. Like a wake for a person who had died suddenly and tragically. Like the Going Out of Business Sale had happened six months ago, only no one bothered to tell the employees.

[IronJack]

I haven’t been in one in probably 20 years, but the memories I have of them even back then are similar. Glaring fluorescent lights on dirty shelves stacked with dusty, laughably outmoded merchandise, and a few bored, dull-looking people standing around trying to look like they were doing something.