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To: PROCON

When I die, bury me face down so the entire world can kiss my ass.


133 posted on 08/24/2016 6:49:57 PM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: facedown

Cremate me, put the ashes in an oatmeat box and launch it into low orbit so I can flash my ash as I whizz by.


147 posted on 08/24/2016 6:55:10 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: facedown
Better yet and cheaper, cremate me and sprinkle me in the tomato patch so yall can eat me. ☺
163 posted on 08/24/2016 7:00:03 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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