1.) Find out who your wife is voting for.
2.) Tell her you’re voting for the same.
2a.) Lie, if necessary.
3) Vote for whomever you damn well please.
3a.) SHUT UP about this — forever.
Better plan:
1) Tell your wife you are voting for Trump
2) If she freaks out, tell her too bad.
3) If she leaves, good riddance
4) Party down
Best plan:
1) apologize and swear to vote for Hillary, claim you have been stressed and you actually just need a hug.
2)vote for Trump
3) Hide and hoard money and assets
4) do the legal prep work for a divorce
5) Unleash divorce on some random day. Suddenly, without warning, like the “panzers through Poland” suddenly.
6) Feel zero guilt because she already told you she will divorce you for a trivial reason.
7) find her hottest friend and have fun.
8) dump friend, party down.
9) Do anything you want...
(If I survive, I may report back.)
Ah, taking the thinking out to the third dimension.Bravo my friend.