With so many activists on this site who attend events such as DPAC, YAF, the RNC, state party conventions, etc., I'm surprised no one has posted this song about what one can expect to eat at such events.
Rubber Biscuit--The Chips (1956)
Seems like there are actually very few “on this site who attend events such as DPAC, YAF, the RNC, state party conventions, etc.”