My response has always been (screaming at the top of my lungs) KARL; YOU BLOVIATING, ASININE, IGNORANT, PIECE OF HUMAN EXCREMENT. PLEASE GO TO THE THEOLOGICAL PLACE OF ETERNAL PUNISHMENT, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT PICK UP YOUR SUPER PAC CHECK.
Every time I see that squirming, chalkboard maggot, I just want to punch him in the face, when he goes down I want to kick him in the ribs until it feels like a wet sponge, then finish up with my steel toed boots on his head and face.
(not to extreme I hope)
And here I was just changing the channel when he came on. You obviously have more fun than I do.