[Secret Agent Man]

She is a cook.

Snowflake media misses the irony.

100% she gets pregnant.

[Molon Labbie]

Three weeks out of the month she is. One week is “cook your effin’ food sailor.”

[smokingfrog]

How sexist of you. /s

[laplata]

Hitlery would promote a lesbian Captain to Chief of Naval Operations and she would make sure every submarine had women aboard.

[wfu_deacons]

For enlisted personnel, cooks tend to get their dolphins quickly They bribe the crew with sticky buns.

I remember when I got my gold dolphins. When my CO did my final board, it consisted of “go relieve the officer of the deck”. I was 26 years old or so and the officer of the deck of a nuclear powered sub with 16 ballistic missiles. Thankfully, I never screwed up that bad.

[Navy Patriot]

She is a cook.

Then she has her work cut out for her, during my time the cook served particularly good food from an impossibly small galley.

Secret was cash food allowance, we spent it at civilian suppliers.

[null and void]

She is a cook.

Snowflake media misses the irony.

Somewhere JRandomFreeper is smiling and saying "Nobody suspects the cook!"