Meg is eBay. Carly is HP. Marissa is Yahoo. Regardless, all three are losers.
Odd post for me to read.
I have not bought anything from HP since 1985. They got “sloppy” (at least in my opinion) around that time. I owned two printers that cost $6000 each. They were work horses, though. 6 ppm! Support got really yucky. In those days you paid for a “contract” to have one of their support people to fix a downed printer in 24 hours. That stopped.
Just recently went on E-Bay for the very first time. I will never go there again.
Never have been to Yahoo. What does Yahoo do? Always sounded as if you were on a horse. “Yahoo!”