“Where would we be without beauty pageants?”
Did I hear tonight that one of the pageants is eliminating the bathing suit competition? Who’s running these things anyway? I’ll bet there are a lot of babes that would like to do a bathing-suit-only pageant. Speak up, gals!
No bathing suits??!! What are they going to be judged on, answering questions? Watching women talk. Yeah, talk about your ratings Bonanza.